Silly kitty! Why you so surprised by your awesome poof-poof tail?
i always fall asleep by my laptop and it’s really romantic
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.
SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.
These pictures are really cool
oh pretentious vegan….
this grossed me out a lot though… cus i went out for breakfast once and there was blood ijn my egg and ive never been able to eat them since really….
fuck yall’ for this. man………………
mmmm.
don’t you dare try to make me feel bad for eating what you don’t.
Seriously, if eggs are chicken periods, then consider me a chicken tampon cause I sop dat shit UP!
